Sex Stories Humor

Deep Breathly!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 24 Sep 2003 1 comments
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Reading the Solo story Playing Doctor with Cousin Laurie posted M/F on Sept 23, when I got to the part where the boy tells the girl to "breathe deeply," I was reminded of a joke I heard when still in high school!Years ago, a new doctor was just starting to give some WAVES their physical exams before entering service. O... » Read more
Creative Chef!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 17 Sep 2003 2 comments
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Fun to try!Did you ever hear the story about the officer's complaint to the commander about the chef?One young officer complained that the chef pressed the cookies under his armpits, two at a time, to shape them. The commander said, "If you think that's bad, you ought to see him punch donuts!"LOL!Do you suppose he fros... » Read more
Bird in the Motel Room

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 03 Sep 2003 1 comments
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Dumb tattletale!A motel guest reported to the owner that the people in the neighboring room must have a bird in their room, because they heard the woman asking, "Shall I let it fly or catch it in a towel."I'd like to have been the motel owner and go knock on the door to check out the rumor of them having a bird in the ... » Read more
Roosters, dudes, cocks, cunts!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 18 Jul 2003 2 comments
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It makes a difference who's saying it! Read on!My wife's parents had a white ceramic hen and rooster in their China cabinet with a saying at the bottom. Under the rooster, it said, "I rule the roost." Under the hen, it said, "I rule the rooster!"Some time ago I heard about the difference between a rooster and a gal who... » Read more
Tickle! Tickle! Tickle!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 09 Jun 2003 1 comments
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He didn't know I planned to submit this to WL!At a church picnic today, a good friend of mine said how when he was younger, a bunch of guys drilled a hole in the back of the girl's outhouse on the grade school yard under the seat and fastened a coon's tail to a wire shaped like a crank. During recess, a bunch of guys w... » Read more
Hooked on Mint!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 07 Jun 2003 1 comments
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You know the saying, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander." Well, this rancher figured "What's good for the bull must also be good for the rancher." Otherwise, how would he have known!A big rancher bought a prize bull at the big salebarn's annual auction, but when he got it home it didn't know what to do. ... » Read more
"Just Checking Out the Menu!"

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 06 Jun 2003 2 comments
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A priest's explanation for his wandering eyes.A priest and an overweight man were sitting at a booth in a restaurant. The heavy man admitted that he didn't dare order what he'd really like to order, but would just have to stop with a cup of coffee. A beautiful gal walked into the restaurant. She sashayed her hips back ... » Read more
Fireman, More, More, More!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 3 comments
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Older may be better and, of course, more experienced! A husband of 40 years knows much more what his wife wants than when they were first married. Don't be selfish and disregard her needs. Don't rush your gal, guys, give her time to catch up with you! Especially if she doesn't know about her own pleasure, be very gentl... » Read more
The Biggest, Longest Pleasure Pole Possible!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 1 comments
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Guys, we don't have it all, but let's give the gals the best we have!A gal wanted to know about men in general and was told that Northerners tend to be shorter and stockier (heavier built) and Southerners tend to be taller and lankier and more slender. When she inquired about their pleasure poles as a way of finding ou... » Read more
Feeling Cheated!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 1 comments
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I’d groan too!A backwoods farmer came across a Montgomery Ward catalog many years ago. The old bachelor was absolutely amazed and totally enthralled by the beautiful women he saw on page after page, some in near stages of nudity and some dressed in stunningly charming costumes. He picked out the most beautiful, c... » Read more
A Frank Discussion with Grandma

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 2 comments
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Grandma's right!A young boy had always been able to confide his secrets with his grandmother and was having a frank discussion with her about the joys he had just learned about pleasuring himself. He asked her, "Is there anything better?"She replied, "Not on this earth! If there is, God reserved it for Himself!" » Read more
More Land!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 2 comments
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Ouch! Ouch!If you remember reading about King Ahab in the Old Testament, his wife's name was Jezebel. He was always scheming how to get more land. Looking out of his window one day, he saw that his neighbor Naboth's vineyard looked exceptionally fine. So he went to try to buy it, but Naboth said, "No, It's been in the ... » Read more
Sign Language

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 14 May 2003 2 comments
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There may be more, but this is all I know. Not a funny, funny, ha, ha, but illustrative sign language -- or body language!A mute lady was riding on a bus which was being driven by a mute driver. She had a long ride and occasionally went up front to check how far the were along the route. At one point, she asked him by ... » Read more
Getting Cream

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 12 May 2003 3 comments
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Weren't they generous!This story is about life in the old times a century ago when not everything was packed individually and hanging from a hook in a hardware store or cans lining shelves from end to end of a grocery store. One afternoon, a mother was planning to bake a birthday cake for the man of the house, but was ... » Read more
Smoking on the Farm

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 12 May 2003 2 comments
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Her first virst visit to the farmA beautiful young girl was on her first trip to the farm. As she and her boyfriend were walking around, she noticed a rooster sitting on top of a hen and asked, "What are they doing?" He replied, "Smoking." Then she saw a tomcat riding a cat and again asked, "What are they doing?" He ag... » Read more
Nudist Camps, here we come!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 12 May 2003 1 comments
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I'd forgotten all about these humorous tidbits until WL listed a Humor topic!I think my Mom told me this one. Did you hear what the mother mosquito told all her little ones? "If you're all good little mosquitos today, I'll take you to a nudist camp this evening for dinner."I hope I never get my pleasure pole stung by e... » Read more