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More Land!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 2 comments
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Ouch! Ouch!

If you remember reading about King Ahab in the Old Testament, his wife's name was Jezebel. He was always scheming how to get more land. Looking out of his window one day, he saw that his neighbor Naboth's vineyard looked exceptionally fine. So he went to try to buy it, but Naboth said, "No, It's been in the family for many generations and I'm not selling."

King Ahab went home pouting and went to sulk on his bed. Queen Jezebel came to ask what was wrong. So he told her the sad story of how Naboth had been totally uncooperative.

"Oh, you want more land? Here!" she said and kicked him in the balls. He had 2 more acres (achers)! Ouch! Ouch!