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Roosters, dudes, cocks, cunts!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 18 Jul 2003 2 comments
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It makes a difference who's saying it! Read on!

My wife's parents had a white ceramic hen and rooster in their China cabinet with a saying at the bottom. Under the rooster, it said, "I rule the roost." Under the hen, it said, "I rule the rooster!"

Some time ago I heard about the difference between a rooster and a gal who's looking for an eligible mate and a female who's desperate for a man.

The rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doooo!"
The gal looking for a mate says, "Any dude'll do."
The female who's desperate say's, "Any cock'll do!"

I'll add another, a guy who's terribly desperate for an immediate fuck says, "Any cunt will do!"