Sex Stories Humor

Peanuts Anyone?

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
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OK, one more.A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No not at all" the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a f... » Read more
AFTER QUASIMODO DIED......

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 2 comments
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So it's humor you'r wanting... Prepare to groan!After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.After ... » Read more
Another flea story

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
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Soon after we were married which is quite a long time ago by now, my wife asked if I knew a good example of conceit.In response to her question, of course I did not know her definition and could not begin to guess. She replied, "A male flea floating down the river on a leaf and calling out, 'Raise the drawbridge!'" » Read more
So, it's humor you want...

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: HughJorgen1 Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 1 comments
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Two fleas go to Flordia each spring. The first flea had arrived a couple days prior to the second. During that time, he was out...laying on the beach...getting tanned...babe watchin'...having a GREAT time!All at once, he looks up and see his flea friend walking down the beach. He looks hell, has a terrible cold, coughi... » Read more
surrogate father

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: friskyboy Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 2 comments
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Ok, Since we're posting jokes, here's one that someone sent me that I thought was absolutely helareous.The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here... » Read more
He doesn't know a thing about it!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 2 comments
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Reading the Grandma story reminded me of this one!A well-seasoned pastor was planning to preach a sermon on skiing. His wife tried to discourage him by telling him that he didn't know enough about it to prepare a sermon, let alone hold the congregation's attention, but he contended that he had observed enough that he h... » Read more
Yet another joke...

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Dutch Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 1 comments
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As always, following the lovely Fantasy girlLulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu'... » Read more
A Little Laugh Never Hurt Anybody

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: FantasyGirl Posted on: 24 Mar 2004 1 comments
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I know RC is the guru of the Humor genre, but I couldn't resist posting two little items that made me smile.#1: One spring day there were three little old ladies sitting on a park bench. Along came a hunky young man wearing a trench coat. He immediately caught the attention of the three as he paused in front of them an... » Read more
Waiting in the Chat Room

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RANDYP Posted on: 24 Feb 2004 2 comments
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While waiting for someone to show up I decided to talk to myself...more like ramble...the chat room can be fun at times..a place to get off in ohh so many ways...even by yourself..Maybe I'll see you there sometime...Chat Room 02/24/200407:51:23pm rambling in a the chat while waiting for someone to join me onlineRANDYP ... » Read more
Naughty Dolly!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 03 Dec 2003 1 comments
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This story is about gently loving innocent children and teaching them carefully. It also has a lesson: Never sleep with both eyes closed when you're babysitting an energetic little youngster! Long, but hopefully enjoyable reading! An old bachelor living in the country received a phone call one day from a neighbor lady... » Read more
Ben Franklin had it wrong!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Dec 2003 1 comments
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Ben Franklin would have never passed my Human Sexuality Class, if I were teaching one.The other night at bed time, my wife noted that I had an erection and said "I'm going to sleep. Do what you have to do. A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush" (That's one of Ben Franklin's quotes.) I told her, "I'd rather have my ... » Read more
God refined His touch

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 05 Nov 2003 3 comments
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A dear friend sent me a page of jokes by Kids in Church. I'm doing a take off on one of them to share some thoughts about how God refined His touch when He created females! Hopefully all females will appreciate my comments.A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to t... » Read more
Needing to know how many kinds of milk

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 01 Nov 2003 2 comments
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Can't learn if you don't ask!A busy little boy was lying on the floor and drawing intently. Without looking up, he asked his Daddy, "Daddy, how many kinds of milk are there?"His Daddy replied, "Well, let's see. There's Grade A, pasturerized, homogenized, whole milk, 2 % milk, skim milk, fortified milk, chocolate milk, ... » Read more
New interpretation of old quotation

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 20 Oct 2003 1 comments
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A number of people I know like puns, but don't dare share this one with them. I'm sure everybody on WhisperingLily will agree with me on this interpretation of Jefferson's quote!The pursuit of happiness, as Jefferson called it, is one right we still have as human beings, so keep tickling! How's that for a new interpret... » Read more
This Disease Called Love

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: joeyheartbear Posted on: 14 Oct 2003 2 comments
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Even in old age, some men are still looking for something better.There were two elderly people who lived in a nursing home,and usually spent their afternoons together watchingtelevision. They would often lie in bed and shewould hold hispecker, although she wouldn't do anything more with it. One day, she's walking down ... » Read more
Aging Couple Gets It On!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 08 Oct 2003 2 comments
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Humor brought home from work!A couple of people in their 90's met at a local luncheon and being there were only a few their age at the luncheon, they really hit it off and decided to meet for dinner that evening. Although neither was very attractive anymore to the general eyes of the crowd, they were very attracted to ... » Read more