Tests At The Big Hospital

  I got up at 5 am brushed my teeth, shaved, drank a glass of water, put my strappy sandals on, grabbed my wallet, keys and phone and out the door I went. No clothes at all. not even a hand towel that I could cover myself with. I had a common old guy test at a hospital 100 miles away.

   Now that I'm officially a senior I figure my wild why I'm naked stories are more believable than ever. I'm told I look far younger than my age, some 20 years younger but I don't know.

With much work I got myself in great shape. 5' 11" 160 pounds, flat stomach, a four pack. Not much of a tan. :'P

Short dark hair and not any hair on my face or anywhere else neck down. I used (IPL) so no stubble. My legs are so smooth that the sheets feel wonderful !

   It was almost sunrise as I pulled into my regular stop convenience store. The place was just getting open the lady clerk knows me, seen me walk in nude before. She had another co-worker with her and she was quite surprised and looked me over good.  I had to stand there and wait for the first pot of coffee to brew. I was fasting so all I could have was water or black coffee, I got a large. I case anyone wonders, This store is way out on a highway and the police only come out this far if called and no one calls them unless its life or death.

   As I walked up to pay for my coffee a half dozen cars were pulling in. As I paid they, all of them were inside and staring at me. Off I went. no body freaked out. As I went out the door I heard the clerk telling them she knew me and I was a nudist. An hour later I had to pee really bad and was squirming in my seat holding it. 

A rest stop was a mile away. 

 I parked at the end as far from the bathroom building as I could and people were coming and going to the bathrooms. There was three big trucks out back and about fifteen cars or so at a time as they came and went. It was Monday morning rush hour. Bladders needed emptying. Empty coffee cups were filling up the trash can.

   I got out and hurriedly walked up the steps into the building and in the Men's restroom. I took the closest urinal and barely made it. People were looking at me but so far saying nothing. As I came out into the lobby between the men's and women's  bathrooms a middle aged woman with her husband asked what happened to my clothes. 

   I told her that miles back by the river I had a bowel movement before I could get my clothes off. I had to bathe in the really cold river and could not hold onto my pants and shirt as the current was too strong, I lost all my clothes. I told her I had nothing with me and had to continue on to the hospital for an appointment that was scheduled quite some time ago.

  I openly thanked my audience for not freaking out then turned and started walking. And then I realized I had made no attempt to cover myself with my hands while I stood talking to this group. I was half way to my car before I realized I was holding my breath. As fast as I smoothly could, in the car, started it up and hit the gas.

   As I merged onto the interstate I was fighting back an orgasm. I had not touched myself but was extremely turned on. After another few miles down the road I was still master of my domain. It felt like I would not be able to hold it back and calm down next time.

The hospital, a big one. 

   I figured the men In white coats would grab me If I walked in naked so I drove up to valet. When the guy walked up to my car I quickly told him I had no clothes and why then I asked him if he could get me a towel or anything to cover myself with. I handed him a 20 dollar bill, he said, "Make a loop, I'll be back." When I came back around he handed me a towel. I said thanks and drove off to park in the main lot.

   I grabbed my I.D., Insurance card and keys then found out the towel would not quite wrap around me and knot up. It was really small and missed going around my 32 Inch waist by an inch. That meant I'd be holding it together, one slip and it would fall.

   With a stomach full of butterflies and a heavy load of shame and embarrassment I walked right in the main entrance into a lobby with chairs everywhere, dozens of couches and lots of people. I was looked at and found it odd because most everyone was stealing glances at me not wanting to be seen staring. Just as I was almost across this open area I purposely let the towel slip out of my fingers. It hit the floor and I took two more steps acting like I didn't feel it fall.

   Just picture it, a tall thin man walks into a crowded lobby wearing only sandals and a very small white towel. The towel falls off and the naked man drops his keys and I.D. scrambling for the towel. It took me three tries to get the towel back around me, I picked up what I dropped and walked on with my head down.

   No security was following me, no one stopping me or challenging me In any way so right before I got on the elevator I looked both ways and saw no one close so I dropped the towel into a garbage receptacle. 

   The elevator doors opened and It was packed. Some faces reacted to my nudity and some did not see me. There was room for me just inside the door. I stepped in, the door closed and was about to hit me so I stepped back clumsily right up against a really big guy. He grabbed both of my shoulders to keep me from falling yet held me against his torso. once I was stable on my feet he let his hands fall off my shoulders but he managed to run his hands down my sides and over the sides of my hips. I started getting an erection so fast I almost cried.

   Loud enough for everyone to hear he asked, "So, why are you naked ?" That caused a little movement because now people wanted to look. I told him my story also loud enough for all to hear. The door opened and half got off. The third floor was mine. I got off alone but faced twenty people in a waiting area. I had to again walk right across the room to the reception desk but this time my knees felt weak and I was light-headed. 

I had nothing on, nothing.

   I was making this very public walk completely naked. The lady behind the desk, a mom of about 35 to 40 asked me what happened, I told my story as she was getting up and running around to the door. She came up to me fast holding a towel open and was putting it around me.

   It was the same too-small towel just like the first one but this time with my penis quickly standing straight up, I was In trouble. She got the towel wrapped around me and she would not let go. 

   She held it, I held it and we both walked back through the door into a hallway behind her reception desk out of sight of all the people waiting.

It happened, The rubbing of the towel on my penis ended my self-control. I was In the throws of an extremely intense orgasm. This woman was very aware what I was going through. She looked down as cum landed on her shoe. She stepped back a bit but kept a death grip on the towel at my waist. I began apologizing over and over as a nurse walked up and dropped another towel on the floor to cover my mess. It was subsiding; just a drip going on now. I was so weak I was about to fall off my feet. Never in my life had I cum so hard. That drip kept going for a while. 

   This nurse made sure I had a hold on the towel and she let go. She talked to the receptionist and they had me checked in. I was there an hour early. I was led to a bathroom and cleaned myself up well then when I came out they had another clean too small towel for me. I took a seat in the waiting area with much embarrassment but once I was sitting the towel hid my bits as long as my thighs stayed together. The men openly stared at me, the women snuck glances now and then. Most lost interest in me but a few of the more horny men kept looking at me. Someone asked and again I told my made up story of how I lost my clothes in the river on the way here while trying to clean up after a sudden bowel release in my pants.

   Time passed, I was called back, the Ultrasound test was simple. I was done in twenty minutes and given yet another small towel to wipe off the gel that they put all over my belly and upper legs. The lady said I should follow her to a back way out of the department. I did but It dropped me off in the main hallway. I had to get back on the same crowded elevator.

   When the doors opened on the first floor everyone started walking out at once, I was in front. I purposely let the towel slip from my fingers It hit the floor and was under people's feet and not going back around my waist all dirty like that so I walked away, turning towards that same main entrance lobby. I was half hard again and It was swinging wildly as I walked at a brisk pace. 

I heard a little laughter and some oh look comments but I kept walking. I was soon outside and heading into the parking lot. Not a single security guard anywhere. 

   My shame and embarrassment were very extreme so I tried to use my hands to cover my flopping penis and that made me drop my keys again. I picked them up and trotted to my car. I was out of there in a flash, no pun intended.

   I detoured to a nearby Goodwill store for a pair of shorts. I walked into that very busy store like nothing was wrong. Two store clerks saw me and more than a dozen shoppers, nothing was said. Some people stared and some acted like I was not there. If found a small,loose-fitting pair of running shorts and I put them on. I got in line and paid, then drove home without incident.