Everyone Is Doing It, Right?

One thing that gets me turned on is thinking about others masturbating.  I'll be in line getting coffee, and picturing the barista at home in her bed, rubbing herself to a quiet climax before she goes to work.  Did she pleasure herself this morning?  Or maybe she lives with a boyfriend who nutted in her just a couple hours ago... 

Do any of my co-workers have a vibrator? I've never had the guts to ask.  I'm pretty sure Kelly in Accounting does, even if she's married, because she's always in a great mood. What about the single girl next to her, the girl with the tattoos? We're pretty sure she likes weed, which is legal in our state.

Lunchtime, and I'm wondering about the woman in line in front of me. She's with some other girls, talking about all kinds of stuff. The one I'm interested in is wearing loose fitting overalls, has a generous amount of side boob showing, and doesn't have a care in the world.  Her friends are in skimpier clothes but seemingly uptight, like they expect their belly rings to bring all the boys to the yard.  It sounds like the overalls girl has a guy, but the other two want her to ditch him if he isn't making her happy. (Is this code for "not satisfying her in bed"? Do any of them plan to try to seduce her when she's lonely?  Are any of the other women getting their share of cock?) 

Afternoon and I'm convinced the woman I just talked to about exhibiting at an upcoming trade show is a lesbian. I don't know why, maybe I'll get a better gauge when I meet her at the show next month.

This isn't limited to women, although they do occupy about 90% of my fantasies.  That dorky guy Mark in IT, I hope he is cranking one out.  I bet he can leverage his computer knowledge to find some great porn sites outside of the ones we all know.  Maybe he likes his girls bigger and darker than he is?  Maybe he likes fucking his own ass with a vibrator, or he whacks off with a vibrating cock ring helping him feel good.

On the way home, and I am glad I don't have to return to the office until next Wednesday. My friend Melissa masturbates when she works from home... a lot! I know this because we talk each Monday (see "Masturbating with Melissa"). 

Liz isn't home so I can crank one out... who else likes to taste his own precum, and cum?

Does the woman next door to me masturbate when her husband's away?  If so, does she have a vibrator or does she like to rub one out quickly in the shower? She's a large woman and I can totally picture her riding one of those fucking machines. She's got small children so she has to be quiet. Maybe she likes using veggies just as much as some of the women in my home do...

What would it be like to work for a company that makes vibrators? I work in Marketing so the mind boggles to product demos, messaging, what our sales channels would be, focus groups, market research, pricing analysis. 

The mind wanders and it makes my cock hard!