A mail from a fellow solo touch member got me thinking about masturbation aids found in the local grocery.
Visiting your local grocer can be as erotic as visiting an adult toy store. There are many staple items that are prominent insertion options. Corn on the cob, cucumbers, carrots, zucchini, eggplant are all commonly used items.
Often the clit is overlooked in the grocery store. Dragon fruit, cauliflower and jack fruit all have wonderful exterior bumps and textures that provide an exceptional clitoral experience. Be sure to use your epicurean selections to stimulate your nipples as well, this is a great way to extend the arousal experience.
I purposely did not mention bananas, plantains and the mini bananas as they are in a different category. The size makes them perfect for vaginal and anal pleasures. You can literally select the ones that "fit" your need. Texture with the skin on does feel different having peeled them. Using a peeled banana in a condom, inserted vaginally will eventually mush the banana enough to spread on a nice cock and makes for fun dual play.
Leaving the produce aisle - don't forget the different bottles, long necks, unique shapes, all have different promise for a wonderful experience. I can not recommend enough wine bottles with tapered necks. This allows for a gradual insertion and continued satisfaction. A skull vodka bottle makes an amazing face to grind on. I like to put mine on the bed and lay on my tummy, spreading my lips open so the bottle is directly on my clit. I'm able to grind in circles slowly and use my hands elsewhere as I pleasure myself (or type here).
Moving along to the meat section there are various options, frankfurters, single sausages, the long (think double penetrating dildo) kielbasa!! Summer sausages and other cuts all offer sizing options. If you use chicken feet in your cooking, a nail-less one makes a fun clit toy.
Spices can be used on or in the vagina, but I recommend researching these prior to trying. I have experienced a few with different outcomes. This can change the flora and there may need to be a cleanse after.
Make your next trip to the grocery store a sexy one and you may be surprised at what you find!
(Editors Note - Make sure all these are clean Kids!!!)
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