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Cheap Hand Lotion for Wife's Hand Job

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Horny Senior Age: 64 Posted on: 15 Feb 2006 1 comments
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When you get old, you have to keep being creative.
My dear wife is a chronic budget shopper and showed up with her most recent purchase from a local close-out discount chain. Among the items she acquired was a bottle of cheap hand lotion. As we live in a very dry part of the US, we use skin products like this on a regular basis, especially in the winter. After a week of applying the lotion to my hands and arms, it occurred to my erotic mind that this stuff might be a rather nice lube for my masturbation sessions. Up until this time, I usually used a generic KY type lube. Wow, the cheap body lotion was silky smooth, lasted much longer and left no sticky residue. With the help of the little blue sacred pill, I had a couple of very satisfying jerk-off sessions with this new lube. Then came a time, all too rare I must note, when my wife and I got into it one afternoon. She is not the world's best hand job artist, but this cheap lube did the job. She loved it, primarily because it was not gooey and sticky like the KY lube. The old girl did a pretty good job on my Viagra induced erection. No, I did not 'shoot 5 ropes of cum' as so many stories seem to tell, but I did have a satisfying orgasm. At my point in life with a few medical problems, a dildoeup my ass and a hit of Viagra produces a respectable squirt of cum given the right stimulation and fantasy. My wife's efforts paid off to jerk-off! Thanks Dear. And the cheap hand lotion (sounds like the ZZ Top song, 'Cheap Sun Glasses'} sure did the job! Keep strokin' and pokin'.