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Almond oil is the BEST stroke lube

Posted by: oiledandcummin Age: 27 Posted on: 09 Jan 2015 2 comments
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This stuff last forever and really gets me off. The woman who "suggested" it is pictured.

I was enjoying a good long stroke sesh with pictures of Miss Laura Vikmanis, who is a gorgeous hot MILF cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals. (That's her picture.) She wrote a book called "It's Not About the Pom-Poms!" which can be bought online. It's actually got some hot parts, where she talks about wanting to be a stripper, but couldn't because of her kids. One part that really got me hot was where she acknowledged that horny men and teenagers would jack off to her picture in the swimsuit calendar the squad shoots.

Laura said she oiled up her beautiful body with almond oil. I bought some off Amazon, figuring it would make a good lube when I jack off. Man, does it ever. It lasts FOREVER. It doesn't really have much of an aroma (I had hoped) but just drizzle a little in your palm and it will generously lubricate your penis and keep up with you, however long you want to go.

And for fans of MILF's, cougars and cheerleaders, do yourself a favor google Laura Vikmanis. She just does it for me. I can't put it another way. She is currently my No. 1 stroke girl, and when I feel the cum building up past the point of no return, I always bring up one of her pictures and imagine blasting it all over her swimsuit calendar while she looks on and sees what guys really do when they're alone with her pictures. Mmmmmmm thank you thank you for many, many pleasurable moments, Miss Vikmanis.