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Tennis Anyone

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Luv2play Age: 33 Posted on: 14 May 2004 1 comments
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Incredible.
I often play tennis with friends and joke about the size of the grips that tennis rackets have. Since I love to penetrate myself with different items, I decided to see what one actually felt like inside me. I put a condom on the grip and placed the head of the racket between two pillows. While setting this u... » Read more
MY MOM AND I

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: drummer Posted on: 11 May 2004 3 comments
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My mom caught me jackin off and ended up watchingI was 14, my mom was outside talking to the woman next door, she had shorts and a small halter(the next door woman). I knew they would be there a long time. I had a hardon looking at her in the shorts and decided to go to my room and jackoff. I was naked and laying on my... » Read more
Spring Break With Connie

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Posted on: 06 May 2004 1 comments
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Connie and I became friends when I was a college senior. I was 21 and she was 26. She had been divorced for a year and was finishing up her degree. We had a couple of classes together and would get together between classes to study and joke. She was 5'8' and skinny as a rail. Just before Spring break I bought a new bic... » Read more
Phone Sex With Sister-In-Law

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: jazzmaker Posted on: 29 Apr 2004 1 comments
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I like my sister-in-law very much and on this occasion we explored a light but deeper relationship on the telephone.I never really thought much about telephone sex until it actually happened by accident. I was home alone one Saturday afternoon and decided to jack off as I was horny and I had not done it for some time. ... » Read more
The Hanging

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: sonny54 Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
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I was told this joke over 30 years ago, and I thought I 'd share it. Some have not heard it before. I think it's really funny.Question: What did one ball say to the other?Answer: What are we hanging for, we weren't the ones who did the shootin' » Read more
Ready for a Chuckle?

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: FantasyGirl Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
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One of my very special wl friends gave me permission to post this joke that he told me. Hope it makes you smile!Patty and Joe had just gotten married. It was Patty's third marriage, but only Joe's second. On their wedding night Patty confessed that she was a virgin."You're a virgin!" exclaimed Joe incredulously. "How c... » Read more
Yet another joke...

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Dutch Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 1 comments
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As always, following the lovely Fantasy girlLulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu'... » Read more
teen years with another guy part Two:

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: 51502112 Posted on: 23 Mar 2004 2 comments
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My wife realy likes it when I tell her my stories.Well to follow up on my first story, my wife wanted me to go ahead and tell it. As I said before, my cousin and I jacked and sucked each other many times for over a year. But the frist time with a different guy was when I was almost 15. I went to a military school for a... » Read more
Nose Joke

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Roderick Age: 14 Posted on: 17 Mar 2004 2 comments
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I think everybody knows how they sell boxer shorts with all these pictures on it. My friend has the craziest collection of boxer shorts I have ever seen. He has this one pair with a Smiley Face on it and one night me and our other friend, 'Steven,' were at his house and my friend comes in to the room with the smiley fa... » Read more
Wacking With Friends

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: John Age: 17 Posted on: 15 Mar 2004 2 comments
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This site is so cool!!! I'm glad I found it, it has answered many questions and curiousities about my sexuality.
I've been masterbating since I can remember. I discovered it one day and just kept doing it, not even knowing quite what it was. In seventh grade when I was 13 or 14 I masterbated with my friends for the firs... » Read more
Her Boobs

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Ben Age: 16 Posted on: 11 Mar 2004 0 comments
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Tell me if you like...
I go to a Catholic School, very reformed, not much freedom, ridiculous amounts of work, and not too many good-looking girls. There are a handful of girls that do look good, but no one goes after them, because most are really weird. However, I too am pretty weird so I find myself, a not too good-lo... » Read more
The Best PArt of Work... PArt 2

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: peace Posted on: 03 Mar 2004 2 comments
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Following our introduction of touching each other's body parts, I wondered what would happen next. We continued our sexual escapades the following Friday and after this weekend, we would name ourselves the " Weekend Sex Club."( weekend masturbation club would have been more appropriate.) Here is what happened next...I ... » Read more
Martha

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Posted on: 05 Feb 2004 1 comments
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When I was 36 I was working for a small manufacturing company in Dallas. I was a 6' 2' 190 lb. cocky know-it-all who had moved up through the company on a fast track. My marriage of six years had just ended in a bitter yearlong divorce. During the period of my divorce I had gotten in the habit of having lunch in the co... » Read more
College Initiation

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: peace Posted on: 30 Jan 2004 1 comments
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This is not a story about sex, but when I was a college freshman, almost all the "new guys" were forced to participate in a rite of pasage, of sorts.I attended junior college at a small campus- only about 400 students in the whole school- about 300 of us "on campus". I'll never forget my first day there- I became part ... » Read more
The Middle School Days

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Dan Age: 17 Posted on: 30 Jan 2004 3 comments
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A bit of teaching.
Although I am now a senior in high school, this incident happened back in the seventh grade. I had started masturbating successfully the summer before, when a friend mentioned to me that it takes longer than 15 seconds to achieve orgasm. I was pretty developed by this point, with plenty of pubic hair ... » Read more
Mother in Law saved my marraige

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: gentleman56 Posted on: 29 Jan 2004 4 comments
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This happened about twenty-five years ago just after the birth of our first childThis story starts about 25 years ago right after the birth of my first child. When we brought the baby home my wife was not feeling very well so her mother came to stay with us for a week to help take care of things. Now I have a private r... » Read more