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My Sexy Cousin

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RandomTandom Age: 18 Posted on: 02 Sep 2005 1 comments
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I like this site; Finally able to submit stories for everyone!
I'm eighteen years old and my name is Brian. I have a cousin named Sylvia. Sylvia's about one year younger than me. Once upon a time, we had lots of fun 'playing' with one another, and not just on one occasion. Sylvia is a short girl. She wears a size B cup ... » Read more
Happy Christmas Lunch

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Solo-Touch-Bot Posted on: 16 Aug 2005 1 comments
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Category: Male-Female (MF)Submitted by: Julian Age: 29 Gender: MaleAn offer it would be rude to refuse.I work for a small distribution company in an office of about 12 people. Last Christmas we all went out for Xmas lunch to local restaurant. We sat at one long table.I was on a corner next to James, who is 31 and proba... » Read more
Three - Way Shower Wank

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Nathan Age: 26 now, 18 then Posted on: 24 Jun 2005 0 comments
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This site turns me on so much. I know some of the stories are fantasy but this one is true. I hope it gives you a few happy moments.
I went to a pretty progressive college and in the summer before my freshman year, the housing office gave me the option to live in a co-ed dorm. It seemed like an interesting idea and I li... » Read more
After the Halloween Party

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 20 then 40 now Posted on: 21 Apr 2005 2 comments
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This is going to be a little long, but it's important to understand how this happened. During my junior year in college one of my friends and suitemates, Matt, went in drag to one of the big Halloween parties. He had a very slight build, and delicate features. The women pretty much all thought he was very cute. He'd h... » Read more
INSURANCE SALESMAN CRUSH

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 14 Apr 2005 2 comments
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Badgod69 During the summer before my 8th grade year in school I had a brief but intense encounter with one of my family's insurance agents. Back in those days, insurance agents would drop by periodically to chat and see what the family's insurance needs were currently and no doubt to try to sell more insurance.I had n... » Read more
the tasteful nude

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: gentlemang Posted on: 11 Apr 2005 2 comments
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After my wife left me I moved many miles away to a house upstate with a pond and a barn and enough acreage for privacy. I looked forward to some serious masturbation. Tasteful female nude photographs lined my bathroom, bedroom and office. My porn collection of tapes, CDs, Magazines etc was extensive. Not surprisingly, ... » Read more
A Fantasy for Fantasy.

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Just_me Posted on: 10 Jan 2005 2 comments
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By special request for a special Lady.All of my other stories are true. This one is a fantasy.I hope I have done her justice.A Fantasy for Fantasy.I stand at her door, nervous and trying not to sweat. I have showered and shaved and splashed on some nice cologne. My cock is trying to thrust through my pants, and I hope ... » Read more
The Party

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: St_Charles_Chic Posted on: 03 Jan 2005 1 comments
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Story about an interesting party attended by a couple.Looks like I may have a few more weeks before my subscription runs out (can't remember exactly when it expires). Until then I'm cleaning out my stories folder and posting some of my older stories.Jenny Craft was on cloud number nine! She couldn't believe her good lu... » Read more
Explosion in the Gym Shower

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Greg Age: 28 at the time Posted on: 01 Jan 2005 3 comments
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I'm an avid exerciser, lifting, running and swimming, my body is lean and rather muscular. Women seem to enjoy what they see and I enjoy them enjoying my 6'2', 205lb physique. This really turns me on particularly after a good workout and swim. I've noticed that my body is also attractive to other men. It's not a turn o... » Read more
Dinner, Hot tub and Sex

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: SunnyG Posted on: 20 Sep 2004 1 comments
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I went with the idea of sharing a meal...I shared a bit more than that.It started with a dinner invitation, just a casual mention with no strings. I'd been invited to his house before, but had never taken him up on it. I'm not sure why I accepted the invitation on this particular occasion. Perhaps it was that I knew hi... » Read more
Cousin Fun

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Perv Cousin Age: 40 Posted on: 20 Jul 2004 2 comments
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This happened back in the late 70s, when I was 16 with my cousin, who looked exactly like Maureen McCormick, Marcia Brady of 'Brady Bunch' fame. Even had the same cute giggle.
I was 16 when this happened, my cousin was 10 or 11. Sue was very cute, giggled a lot, long straight blonde hair and was just beginning to develo... » Read more
College Roommate Examination

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Me Age: 28 Posted on: 04 May 2004 3 comments
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This is a true story.
I love the stories here almost as much as I love jerking my cock. I was a senior in college and still living in the dorms. I was supposed to have a single room and was pissed that I had a roommate. However, when I met him I was immediately very glad. I had jerked off with a friend in high school... » Read more
Cum on the stool seat!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 14 Apr 2004 1 comments
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I've never told anyone before this true story about one of my early experiences after learning about the facts of life over half a century ago during fall my 7th grade year in a country grade school in 1952. I don't know what recalled this incident to my mind, but hope you get a chuckle. It wasn't funny at the time, bu... » Read more
Vatican Humor...

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: HughJorgen1 Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 2 comments
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My apologies to all the Catholics that I offend with this one. My wife is Catholic and thought it was one of the funniest stories she had ever heard. So...here goes!One early morning, the Pope arose early. He looked out in the garden behind the Vatican and decided he wanted to take a walk there before his morning break... » Read more
AFTER QUASIMODO DIED......

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 2 comments
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So it's humor you'r wanting... Prepare to groan!After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.After ... » Read more
So, it's humor you want...

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: HughJorgen1 Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 1 comments
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Two fleas go to Flordia each spring. The first flea had arrived a couple days prior to the second. During that time, he was out...laying on the beach...getting tanned...babe watchin'...having a GREAT time!All at once, he looks up and see his flea friend walking down the beach. He looks hell, has a terrible cold, coughi... » Read more