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A Visiting Niece and a Bonus

Posted by: annette Age: 40ish Posted on: 30 Nov 2015 26 comments
72 likes 10083 views Category: Masturbation Female-Female Tags: niece, masturbating, voyeurism, Grandfather, Uncle aunt, Grandma handjob, handjob

After my recent divorce I've decided to share a few things that's happened to me over the years and this one came to mind first.
This all took place about 3 years ago at our house in the burbs at the time when we get a call from my husbands (now ex) sister stating they would like to come in for a visit on a weekend we h... » Read more
My Japanese Mother and Me #4

Posted by: Asianexploits Age: Still 18 Posted on: 10 Nov 2015 4 comments
8 likes 1386 views Category: Sex Stories Oral Tags: Japanese, Asian, puberty, teenagers, bath time

In this episode my Mother's caring nature is illustrated as she encourages me to play with two girls we met at the onsen. Apology for bad English.
My Mother and I talked a lot over the next few days about our relationship. She reminded me again and again that our special relationship must change as I get older. She expl... » Read more
On a Boring Flight

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 20's Posted on: 04 Nov 2015 2 comments
0 likes 2116 views Category: Masturbation Male Solo Tags: airplane, orgasm, secretive

How to make a boring flight more entertaining
I was recently on a one-stop flight with a one and a half hour layover. I was surprised to find blankets and pillows available in coach. Just before we landed for the layover, I got really bored and decided to jerk off. I didn't have a seat mate in my row and I could easily ... » Read more
Megan & Kelly (Older Neighbor Part III)

Posted by: Trent617 Age: 23 at the time Posted on: 27 Oct 2015 6 comments
18 likes 2395 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: older woman, mutual masturbation, younger guy, curvy, cum

When I was 23, my older neighbor and I had a routine where we would share a few drinks while being bottomless. This is a continuation of a series, but it should be readable as a stand alone. You can find to first two parts on my profile page, if you want to read them as well.
My neighbor Megan and I had become pretty... » Read more
Cervix Plus or Minus

Posted by: jstfrths Age: 60 Posted on: 25 Oct 2015 3 comments
2 likes 2449 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: cervix, fingers, vagina

Starting from when I was around 13, there was a neighbor girl that I used to play with.
Sue and I were usually the best of friends, but sometimes the worst of enemies. That would last a day or two, then we were friends again. We started playing 'doctor' and graduated to fully masturbating each other by the time we were... » Read more
My first bi experience..

Posted by: joelouis07 Age: 57 Posted on: 17 Oct 2015 10 comments
21 likes 4411 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags: bi, gay, first

Straight guy sucked into the lifestyle
I was 22 and just finished school when I landed a job with a local manufacturer. On the first day I was greeted by supervisor Jeff. Jeff had the responsibility of getting me up and going at the new job. I was to learn all the jobs in the shop for a better understanding of my job. S... » Read more
Mom Taught Me

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Ginger Age: 31 Posted on: 11 Oct 2015 13 comments
37 likes 14720 views Category: Masturbation Female-Female Tags: first time

I love this site.
I was a very slow developer. I didn't learn to masturbate until I was nine. My introduction was the night I woke up and had to pee real bad. I was walking down the hall in the dark to the bathroom when I passed my mother's room. The door was cracked and the light was on in her room. Now my mom and dad ... » Read more
Somewhat Like the Intern

Posted by: jstfrths Age: 48 at the time Posted on: 05 Oct 2015 3 comments
7 likes views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: butler, masturbation, client, business

You may have seen the new movie, The Intern, with Anne Hathaway and Robert DeNiro. I lived a life somewhat like that for just over a year when I was 48 (3 years ago). Having been in the construction trade, as a welder all my life, I was getting tired of it. I mean, there's got to be better conversations while wearing t...
So, one day, while idly looking at some help wanted ads, I came across something rather interesting: It was for a personal assistant. The ad said that personality would be valued over experience. It said neatness, and impeccable manners were required. Well, that's me - when I'm not welding, I mean. I didn't really quit... » Read more
Discovering Pleasure

Posted by: Hollowjack Age: 13 then Posted on: 30 Sep 2015 7 comments
9 likes views Category: Masturbation Male Solo Tags: first orgasm, masturbation, fetish, feet, caught

How I first discovered masturbation, my first orgasm and early sexual experimentation.
My sexuality has been a huge part of my life from a young age. Certain things made me feel funny inside. Old anatomy books my parents had used to arouse my interest, the same with a storybook about a kid who loses a spelling bee becau... » Read more
Reunion

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 30 or so Posted on: 26 Sep 2015 7 comments
10 likes 2646 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: suck cock, oral, cum

This happened a few years ago. I met my wife at our ten-year reunion and we have been with each other since.
When I was growing up I was friends with a girl named Wendy. Wendy and I went to school together from Pre K to high school. We always hung out and went to the junior and senior prom together. When we were 15 we w... » Read more
What Won't Straight Boys Do?

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Steve Age: 36 Posted on: 18 Sep 2015 5 comments
9 likes 8200 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags: gay, licking, cum, sister in law, viagra

Brad's beautifully written memories are so honest and real that I am inspired to start telling some of my stories. This actually just happened, but will always be an all-time winner for me. Recent badly written stories that are so obviously fake spur me to contribute the true stuff I've done.
I am a guy who, like Brad, ... » Read more
Dirty Girl

Posted by: Anonymous Author: Rae Age: 18 Posted on: 10 Sep 2015 7 comments
13 likes 7749 views Category: Masturbation Female-Female Tags: lesbian, older younger, outdoors sex, spank

I got picked up in town by the prettiest woman at the diner.
I just finished dropping an implement off at the welding shop to be fixed and loading up some sacks of grain at the feed store and I figured to get something cold to drink. I parked the truck at my favorite restaurant and I sat down to order a lemonade. Dad wo... » Read more
Me and My Wife's Auntie

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: horny squaddie Age: 22 Posted on: 05 Sep 2015 1 comments
5 likes 5042 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: cheating, blowjob, swallow, orgasm in public, great aunies daughter

Secret moments with Auntie.
My wife's auntie came to stay with us after she split from her boyfriend. (It turns out he was having sex with her 18 year old daughter!!) On that Saturday night we had gone to bed and my wife's auntie was downstairs watching t.v. I went down stairs to get a drink and see what she ... » Read more
Teasing My Little Brother

Posted by: Anonymous Author: Anne Age: teenager then Posted on: 22 Aug 2015 4 comments
21 likes 23827 views Category: Masturbation Female-Male Tags: brother sister

Not real sure what came over me back then (25 years ago) but I always found great pleasure in teasing him and watching him squirm..
Remembering back to my teenage years brings back a lot of fond memories but this is a part of my teenage days I shared with no one until now. I think it really started back when I was abou... » Read more
My Privates Are Laughing

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Chris Age: 27 Posted on: 15 Aug 2015 4 comments
13 likes 5928 views Category: Masturbation Female Solo Tags: clit, teaching, friends, orgasm

An orgasmic history.
I can remember masturbating even way back. I'd lay in bed at night and it never failed. I'd get that tingly feeling between my legs so my hand would make its way down and it would only take a few strokes against my little clitty and my body would involuntarily jerk and wither. It was all I could do ... » Read more
Sexual Exploration

Posted by: bport1250 Age: 18 then Posted on: 11 Aug 2015 5 comments
2 likes 5326 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Masturbation, orgasm

My first experience with female orgasm.
Funny how sex has a part in so many of my lasting memories. Am I weird or does sex play such a prominent roll in everyone's lives? Anyway, here's a recollection that I frequently enjoy: My girlfriend at the time of senior year high school was a very petite and pretty girl one yea... » Read more