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My First Summer Masturbating Part 2

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Roadrunner Age: 46 Posted on: 11 Aug 2018 0 comments
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That night in bed I kept thinking about jerking off. I wondered what really cumming was going to be like. I kept thinking about the circle jerk game. I was really focused on whether girls had circle jerks and if this girl I like, Doreen ever played in them. My little penis grew into another boner. I laid there softl... » Read more
A Voice From the Past

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 05 Aug 2018 1 comments
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About two years ago I received an e-mail message out of the blue from a distant relative who I had not seen since we were both children. She, like myself, now has kids of her own. I was surprised, to say the least, in hearing from her. For one thing she must have gone through a great deal of trouble to find my email a... » Read more
First Time With Friend

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 05 Aug 2018 2 comments
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When I was younger my best friend and I decided to do some dares. We would dare each other to drop our pants on our front verandah that had a busy road on it. After a while I found my self with a real stiff dick. I am not sure how long it was because I never measured it but it felt pretty long. My best friend did not ... » Read more
My College Roomates

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 45 now, 19 then Posted on: 31 Jul 2018 3 comments
7 likes 1930 views Category: Masturbation Female-Male Tags: Mutual

Several years ago when I was in college I ended up living in a house with three guys for awhile. I was friends with one of the guys, but not involved with him. The other guys were friends of his. I grew up living with just my mother, in a pretty sheltered environment, so I never knew how horny guys were. These guys ja... » Read more
Shane One on One

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 35 Posted on: 28 Jul 2018 3 comments
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Meeting an old friend can be lots of fun.
We were buddies back then. Such good buddies that Shane shared his secret with me. He was gay. This didn't bother me and I asked him a lot of questions. One was, 'Are you sure you're gay?' He told me about a time he had tried having sex with a girl, but couldn't even get it up... » Read more
No Hands

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 18 Posted on: 26 Jul 2018 3 comments
5 likes 595 views Category: Masturbation Female Solo Tags: Panties cumshot

This happened to me a few nights ago.
A couple of nights ago me and my guy friend (who we will call Joe) were hanging out in my dorm room, just him and I. He was watching some stupid videos on youtube and laughing his ass off and I was attempting to read for one of my classes, but I felt extremely horny. I was laying ... » Read more
Caught and Embarrassed?

Posted by: verysimplegal Age: early 30s Posted on: 24 Jul 2018 8 comments
20 likes 258 views Category: Masturbation Female-Male Tags: Female-Male, Masturbation Female-Male, gym, locker, shower, hubby, husband, wife, hard, cock, stranger, exhibitionist, voyeur

An event that happened to hubby proves to be useful rubbing material for me.

This happened to my husband not too long ago. Oddly enough, I imagined myself to be the woman involved and on a day he and I couldn't fool around, I used it for maximum self-pleasure. It's probably tame to some, but... » Read more
My Sexual Awakening and Early Memories

Posted by: Theunknown1 Age: 30s Posted on: 23 Jul 2018 3 comments
3 likes 123 views Category: Masturbation General Tags: love, sexual awakening, big boobs, sister, bath

A real life account of unrequented attraction, from the beginning

Have you ever had to carry something with you, that you wish you could discuss? Yet you realize the issue is simply too big and would have major ramifications, its not easy, trust me. Most days I think to myself, what made me this way, and ... » Read more
Banana Seats

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Sam Age: 46 Posted on: 15 Jul 2018 2 comments
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Back in the 1970's boys bikes were generally fixed up to look like motorcycles. Mine was not an exception. It was a 20 inch metallic purple Derby with knobby tires, a high sissy bar in the back, high handle bars in the front with long fork for the tire, and a long white banana seat with the thickest cushion of any one ... » Read more
New Friends

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Cookie Lover Age: older Posted on: 11 Jul 2018 3 comments
3 likes 722 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: little sister

I was very fortunate to spend some time sitting beside a sexy, witty and engaging younger woman on an overnight flight recently. We were so wrapped up in what we were talking about, we stayed awake all night (except for a little snooze for me, at one point). It's funny how life works. Out of the blue you meet somebody ...
We shared our deepest fantasies, sexual life experiences, talked about how and where we lost our virginities and so much more. I don't mind confessing (especially here) that I was very very horny and excited. My cock was so throbbing hard under my pants. I explained to her that due to circumstances, my wife and I had n... » Read more
Dirty Plotte

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 28 Posted on: 05 Jul 2018 2 comments
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When I was younger, about 15 or 16 I discovered masturbation from a comic book that I read called Dirty Plotte. I later met the artist Julie Doucet who spoke only French (Canadian) and I wish I could have relayed to her exactly why her comic changed my life. The book wasn't particularly pornographic but it dealt with ... » Read more
First Time as an Adult

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Solo-Touch-Bot Posted on: 05 Jul 2018 1 comments
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Category: Male-Male (MM)Submitted by: Firstimer Age: 49 Now Gender: MaleFunny---I've just remembered this storyAbout 15 years ago I returned to England after working abroad for a while, feeling down following a relationship that had just ended (with a beautiful Swiss girl). A friend that I had met overseas came to visi... » Read more
Floating Fun

Posted by: AshburnSolo Age: 45 Posted on: 30 Jun 2018 5 comments
6 likes 160 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Male-Female, Masturbation Male-Female, Hand job

An ocean hand job

The weekend beach getaway had been well worth the trip for the group of university students. They’d learned a lot about themselves and the speaker had been very encouraging. Before the retreat, she suggested we not act like anything more than friends, so the group could focus on... » Read more
Adult Siblings - With My Older Brother

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Little Sis Age: 43 Posted on: 17 Jun 2018 16 comments
24 likes 2387 views Category: Masturbation Female-Male Tags: brother sister, , armpit, adult, siblings, first penis, My mom, Huge cock and mom, Incest

This has only happened twice so far. If he wants to do it again, I'm willing!!
I'm 43 years old, recently divorced, and live in Miami, Florida. I have two children who are both in college. I was married 23 years to a decent man, but as time passed, we just both changed. The divorce was final about six months ago, and si... » Read more
Turned On by a Flirt

Posted by: clatter Age: 46 Posted on: 14 Jun 2018 4 comments
6 likes 132 views Category: Masturbation Male Solo Tags: Male Solo, Masturbation Male Solo, Flirt, tease, solo, masturbation

A day-long tease leads to a delicious solo orgasm.

I noticed her when she brought the food in. I was leading an all-day meeting with clients, and she came on for the lunch shift at the resort. As she made her way around the table with our lunches, I kept the meeting going, but I was tracking her and her motions... » Read more
Lunch-wank! - Is it Just Me?

Posted by: wanktrainer Age: 36 Posted on: 05 Jun 2018 8 comments
4 likes 94 views Category: Masturbation Male Solo Tags: Male Solo, Masturbation Male Solo, lunch, wank

This is rather funny...

The other day I had a plan to come home, have lunch, then wank for a few hours. I couldn't stop thinking about getting home because I was equally horny and hungry! So what does a man do when he's craving for food and sex at the same time? As soon as I got home, I got naked ... » Read more