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Kids Say the Darndest Things

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Dylan Age: 18 Posted on: 07 Jun 2005 1 comments
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Makeshift dildo creativity
While visiting from college, I was stuck babysitting my little brother one night (don't even get the idea I did something nasty with him). I sent him to his room so I could look at some porn and read this site. Not long after, I was extremely horny, and wanting to do something about it. I went... » Read more
Learning From My Cousins

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Solo-Touch-Bot Posted on: 05 Jun 2005 1 comments
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Category: Male-Female (MF)Submitted by: not provided Age: 13/14 at time Gender: MaleStory about my early years with my cousins.This is a great site. I shared a couple of experiences awhile back about my first time jacking off when I was about 11 or 12. And another about my cousin Jimmy who really taught me the ropes to... » Read more
Beach Watching

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Chris Age: 45 Posted on: 03 Jun 2005 1 comments
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A true story which changed my life.
It's funny how a relatively trivial or passing incident can have a major impact on your future lifestyle. This happened to me when on holiday on the Canary Island of Fuertaventura. I went there with my former wife a few years ago, and we very quickly discovered that nudity was entire... » Read more
Open Road

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Solo-Touch-Bot Posted on: 02 Jun 2005 1 comments
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Category: Female-Male (FM)Submitted by: M & M Age: 19 Gender: Female3rd contribution and working on moreMy sexual experiences lately have consisted of a one-woman show. (me being the one woman!) However, my luck changed one night by a phone call. I had dated this guy, Justin, for a short period of time but things n... » Read more
Such a Sweet Girl! (Part 1)

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: AC Age: 26; 14 at the time Posted on: 02 Jun 2005 0 comments
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Sorry everyone! I'm not the kind of guy who could tell a really short story in this type of format. I like getting detailed, so I decided to make this into a two-part story. The only other person I've told this to was my best friend, and I've been wanting to tell other people, but just haven't found a way to tell it an...
This is a true story! Please bare with me if it's a little long; I like detail. I'll never forget it. I was in junior high at the time, and I had a married couple that lived next door to us with only one kid, a daughter. Now, I've seen my share of pretty girls up to that point in my life, but this little girl was absol... » Read more
Caught by Mom and Sisters

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: tj Age: 45 Posted on: 25 May 2005 2 comments
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I can't believe this happened
When I was fourteen I was masturbating regularly. Usually doing it when taking a bath or a shower. This being the safest way since I always locked the door. However, one day I got home from school around 3:00 p.m. and there was a note that said my mom and two sisters were out shopping and... » Read more
My First Erections

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Posted on: 11 May 2005 0 comments
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When I was about eleven, I started getting spontaneous erections. I had gotten erections before that point but I never remembered them lasting. I had learned about spontaneous erections in school during sex ed, so I knew perfectly well what they were. Where I was thrown was that over time, the longer that they lasted t... » Read more
A Kid Jerking Next To Me at the Mall

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Mike Age: 15 Posted on: 09 May 2005 1 comments
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I was at the mall today. It is a pretty big mall, a couple of hundred stores. The men's bathroom is pretty fancy. It's a fancy mall. There are three stalls in the men's bathroom and a bunch of urinals. Anyway, I was in the handicapped stall. I like that one because there is lots of room. So, I finished my business and ... » Read more
The Next Day With My Friends

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: vin Age: 16 now 14 then Posted on: 07 May 2005 2 comments
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If you didn't read my first story do it before you read this one!
Kyle asked his mom if we could sleep over for another night, she said she was fine with it as long as our parents thought it was all right. Tim, Kyle and I all knew what was going to happen all day now that Kyle's mom didn't have a problem with us masturb... » Read more
Daddy and Me

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Ashleigh Age: 17 Posted on: 04 May 2005 2 comments
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I can relate to Cara, the author of 'Daddy's Girl' on April 27th. Share your experiences girls!!
Like her, I am also an only child and my parents always say I was a definate daddy's girl right from when I was born. When I was around three years old, I would sit in my little chair by the window and watch for dad to come... » Read more
Glad I Got Caught in the Act.....!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Solo-Touch-Bot Posted on: 02 May 2005 1 comments
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Category: Male-Female (MF)Submitted by: ericinsd Age: 38 Gender: MaleThis story is not only very true but very recent. Enjoy.Back in the spring I ended up breaking up with my wife of 7 years. Put in a situation where I would not have a place to stay for over a month, I had a female friend who had been married for over ... » Read more
Foreskin Fun (2)

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Mitch Age: 41 now, 15 then Posted on: 30 Apr 2005 0 comments
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This is a continuation of my earlier posting.
After the first time the four of us jacked off together nothing was ever mentioned about it. Back then it was an unwritten rule to not speak about it even though we all knew we did it. Most would even deny it if the subject ever came up. Didn't matter though, most sleepovers... » Read more
First Real Mutual Masturbation

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Pseudonyms are Good Age: 18 Posted on: 30 Apr 2005 1 comments
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Rawr, Meow!
Last night constitutes as my first time of full mutual masturbation where both parties get off (and get off GOOD). I've been with my boyfriend for two years and five months now, since he was a junior and I was a sophomore in high school, and we've never had each other to orgasm, masturbating one another at... » Read more
College Roommate

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Sean Age: 21 Posted on: 29 Apr 2005 0 comments
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Fun College Wacking
When I was in college one day I was surfing porn on my computer while my roommate Tim was doing homework. I hadn't squeezed one off in a couple days and was REALLY horny and hard. Tim and I saw each other naked all the time, and we saw each others tents in our boxers, but we never saw each other hard... » Read more
Teaching a Friend

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 28 Apr 2005 1 comments
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by Britbob55 I first met Julia on a trip abroad � a whole group of us were working together. We�d been pulled together for a project from around the world, and no-one really knew anyone. She was nice enough, but I was dating someone already. The work lasted a week or so, and then we all went back home. I didn�t really... » Read more
First Stroke

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Don Age: <18 author Posted on: 26 Apr 2005 1 comments
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What I learned was fantastic
Last week my friend Biggsy and myself were together just hanging out. We were by ourselves with no one else at my grandmother's house. We were talking to each other and he asked me if it came out. I did not know what he was talking about. I guess I am pretty dumb, but I had no idea what. He ... » Read more