My stupid fucking brother, who I love to pieces is a reckless arsehole! He loves motorbikes, but sadly for him, doesn't have a licence. So, he borrows his mates 1000cc monster and thrashes around our deck on it......only to end up through a dry stone wall, wrapped round a fucking tree. The bike is a write...
So, he's lying on his bed, in plaster from foot to thigh, and from shoulder to hand. And it's his wanking hand too! He can't even take a piss without one of us holding the pee bottle for him.
Last night, it was my turn to play nurse. He needed a pee and I got the bottle ready and positioned his dick in it. Need... » Read more