I don't know if I mentioned this, but for a while, while our grandparents were alive, we were a highly devout Catholic family. It was rammed down Mum and Dad's throats, and also ours. Don't get me wrong, there is something comforting about a church, but I don't buy it when a celibate man tries to think he's Jesus. S...
White dress.....white socks, shoes. It almost looked like my First Cmmunion outfit. Empty church, smelling faintly of incense and polished wood and cut flowers as they do.
I had decided to do the whole nine yards.....so I blessed myself, genuflected, and took a seat in a pew. I remembered how horny I used t... » Read more