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My Niece Visits Me

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Dave Age: 45 Posted on: 20 Sep 2020 3 comments
9 likes 1227 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags:

I was going to do some gardening that afternoon but it turned into something else
It was a sunny afternoon when my 18 year old niece came interstate to visit me. I was working alone in the garden just in a pair of shorts as I wanted to get some sun on me. Lisa relaxed and we chatted about all kinds of inconsequential t... » Read more
Best Summer Of Our Lives

Posted by: Marston Age: 13 then Posted on: 29 Jul 2020 11 comments
11 likes 96 views Category: Sex Stories First Time Tags: masturbation, sex, first time, had job, oral, cousin

My true story of new sexual adventures and eventual heartache
The summer of 1984, my aunt and cousin moved into my parents' little guest apartment that was attached to the shop behind our house. I was 13 then and my cousin, Mel was a little older. I didn't know my aunt and Mel very well because up to th... » Read more
Slipping My Fingers Into Hawaiian Girls

Posted by: jstfrths Age: 24 at the time Posted on: 03 May 2020 6 comments
3 likes 23 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: handjob, acrobatic women, Waikiki, Hawaii, vagina, fingers in vagina, finger in ass

I initially wrote this as an email to a friend, but thought you'd enjoy it. This isn't a story from a client. This was me. I kind of wanted to obscure the details since people may recognize me, but finally figured that would weaken the story, so here goes.

Thanks for asking about the Asian girl. Now, of... » Read more
Digital Dayz

Posted by: PaulieJay Age: 35+ Posted on: 20 Feb 2020 10 comments
4 likes 50 views Category: Sex Stories Couples Tags: Internet, chat, chattroom, hotel, sex, meet-up, fwb

Just a little story about the first online "friend" I met and connected with in the early internet days

SO there was this time when… Back around the time the Internet made a mess all over the late 90s – early 2000s like a wad of Big League Chew makes on the face of young, inexperienced... » Read more
Finding My Wife

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Solo-Touch-Bot Posted on: 17 Dec 2019 1 comments
2 likes views Category: Too Hot For Solo Touch Tags:

Category: Male-Female (MF)Submitted by: andrew Age: 38 Gender: MaleBack in 2000 I was 30 years old and still single. I was getting tired of the bars and clubs and wanted to settle down and meet a woman and get married and have kids. I decided since I was Jewish to go to a Jewish dating site. I placed my info and didn't... » Read more
Our Weekly Wanking Group

Posted by: jstfrths Age: 32 Posted on: 21 Aug 2019 3 comments
9 likes 62 views Category: Masturbation Group Co-ed Tags: Male-Female, Masturbation Group Co-ed, masturbation party, pool party, group

Another story from a client, although I've attended a number of times.

So really [Jstfrths] the only story I have that's at all interesting is our weekly wanking group, but of course you know all about that. It started like a hundred years ago, OK, ten years ago, shortly after Cassie and I were married.... » Read more
Taught by My Best Friend

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: then 13, 26 now Posted on: 04 Jul 2019 2 comments
5 likes 1153 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags:

I was 13 years old and had been best friends with Luke (not his real name) since we were babies. We used to sleep over at each other's houses all the time. We occasionally played truth or dare over the years and had seen each other naked lots of times before, either from just being kids and showering together, or playi... » Read more
Teaching a Friend

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Jon Age: 15 then 18 now Posted on: 26 Apr 2019 1 comments
10 likes 1113 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags:

Some time ago I had a friend round to stay. His parents were away for the weekend and his sister was at someone else's house, so he wanted to come and stay with me. I came to know him because I dated his sister, he is small, his voice is unbroken and he has light brown wavy hair with dark brown eyes. We stayed in one... » Read more
First Time

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 32 Posted on: 28 Feb 2019 3 comments
2 likes 96 views Category: Sex Stories First Time Tags: Male-Female, Sex Stories First Time

After a good orgasm by us Liz stays on top until my dick slowly slides out of her pussy. Liz then snuggles next to me and says the best $ 19.99 I ever spent in life.

Growing up I was a late bloomer. I didn't hit puberty until I was 17. I used to be in the shower with no hair and the other guys had a lot of ... » Read more
One Summer Night

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Solo-Touch-Bot Posted on: 14 Jan 2019 1 comments
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Category: Male-Male (MM)Submitted by: ~anonymous Age: 18 Gender: MaleMe and my little brother have been friends with 2 other boys (brothers) who are the same age as us since we were babys. Our parents always hangout, and have since highschool, and we also live really close to eachother on the same side road in the coun... » Read more
32 Reasons You Might Be A Masturbator

Posted by: Age: 69 Posted on: 08 May 2018 14 comments
16 likes 142 views Category: Masturbation General Tags: Masturbation General, masturbation, comedy

My humorous take on a popular comedian's redneck routine.

"32 Reasons You Might Be A Masturbator" (just speaking from personal experience, LOL) 1. You ejaculate more than 7 times in one week. 2. You have a large categorized file of porn images. 3. You have over 15 favorite links to por... » Read more
Mutual Masturbation at the Movies

Posted by: Smokey12343 Age: 16 at the time Posted on: 17 Apr 2018 2 comments
2 likes 103 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Male-Female, Masturbation Male-Female, orgasm, mutual masturbation, movies

A story about the time me and my date got physical at the movies.

When I was 16 I was set up by a friend to go on a blind date at the movies. I had no information about her other than her name was Jenna. Understandably I was quite nervous. When I first saw Jenna at the theater my eyes about popped out of ... » Read more
The Old Master (Bater)

Posted by: jstfrths Age: 28 Posted on: 03 Apr 2018 3 comments
6 likes 93 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Male-Male, Masturbation Male-Male, bisexual, mutual masturbation, edging

This is another story from a client. The original story is quite long, so I posted it on Medibation.com. This is an abridged version. Enjoy!

When I'm depressed or bothered by something, I like to go to the local nude beach, and just walk in the sun for a while. Because the path leading to the beach is st... » Read more
First Time With My Girlfriend

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Solo-Touch-Bot Posted on: 25 Mar 2018 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Too Hot For Solo Touch Tags: Two virgins, Learning together

Category: Male-Female (MF)Submitted by: David Age: 17 Gender: MaleThe first time I really did anything sexual with my first girlfriend.This happened only yesterday and so I wanted to write it down and share it before I forget the details. I always come to Solo Touch to get hot before a masturbation session, and I want ... » Read more
Finding My Wife

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: andrew Age: 38 Posted on: 17 Feb 2018 1 comments
0 likes 61 views Category: Sex Stories Couples Tags: Male-Female, Sex Stories Couples

Back in 2000 I was 30 years old and still single. I was getting tired of the bars and clubs and wanted to settle down and meet a woman and get married and have kids. I decided since I was Jewish to go to a Jewish dating site. I placed my info and didn't have a picture and received a few replies. I sent the women ba... » Read more
Hot Tub on the Way Home

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 18 then Posted on: 12 Oct 2017 2 comments
4 likes 172 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Male-Female, Masturbation Male-Female, Fantasy, hot tub, naked, Doctor, crazy sis and cool mom, Diapered, cfnm, edging, mom's friend

Never done anything like this before it was quite random.

It was Saturday night, I finished my third day of work for the summer and I had gone over to chill at my friends place. We watched South Park and then a Comedy Show, I still had to work in the morning though (on a Sunday) and it was 11 when the stand up ... » Read more