Housemate's Routine

I had a friend who was a good piano and guitar player. He had an active straight sex life. He was a very sexual person and would meet girls when he was playing in clubs. We shared a house in south London and did it up. It included tidying up the garden and planting tomatoes, etc. One day when we were out in the garden, he suddenly said the ripening tomatoes felt like balls! I realized he must be also enjoying a regular solo sex life if he was going to say something like that.

When he was single, he would indeed masturbate in bed and would leave the tissues around, usually in the waste paper basket or under the bed. I would sometimes find them the day after when he went out. I got into the habit of checking whether he’d left anything. On occasion his semen was still wet when I found the tissues. The smell was wonderful. How I wished I could have been there when he was producing it! Of course I added some of my own stuff, so that he would be handling that as well as his own when he tidied up.