The Sect of Latter-Day Onanists

The fundamental belief of all Brothers and Sisters of the Sect is: We have been endowed by Nature with the organs and  desires to fully enjoy the pleasures of our own and others bodies, and it is our duty to demonstrate that we are making full use of this gift.

Secondary to this, it is considered that the habit of wasting the Seed by spilling it on the ground is disrespectful, and so Latter Day Onanists consume it instead.

Any sect requires some formal rites or practices to bring its adherents together. There are three such for Latter Day Onanists:

An Act of Propitiation in which a Supplicant seeks favours from the great power of Nature in a wanking session. This Sacrament may be started by a recital of the Creed, followed by the formal Masturbation (solo or aided) leading to a genuine Orgasm with, in the case of males, an ejaculation of Semen (Seed). In the case of Female Supplicants the Seed is be provided the senior Male Acolyte attending her or any observer who climaxes first. All attending are encouraged to wank themselves in support of the Supplicant in a dignified and non-competitive manner.

An Act of Consummation in which the Supplicant drinks his own seed, thereby atoning for Onan’s original misdemeanor. The Seed, mixed with good quality alcohol, will be consumed in its entirety by he who produced it.

Consummation: The Seed, mixed with good quality alcohol, will be consumed in its entirety by he who produced it and should be swallowed promptly while it is still warm. If it is the result of fellatio, it should be transferred directly mouth to mouth and no alcohol is necessary.

Primus Ejaculatus: A Brother’s or Sister’s first Orgasm as a new member of the Sect. The potential member seeking admission must not be stimulated by another person nor are sex toys allowed. If necessary, lube may be used.

 

Additional Notes for the conduct of the Sacraments

Whenever possible a sacrament should be conducted outdoors close to Nature and subject to weather conditions all participants should be naked.

A work of art (sculpture, drawing, painting or photograph) of a naked female should be in a prominent position for the Act of Propitiation.