not my story but...

This isn't my story, but it's short and cute...

A housewife went down in the basement to do the laundry, dressed in her nightgown. She had a small load, so she slipped her nightgown over her head, and tossed it in the washing machine and went about her chores completely naked.

There was a leaky pipe above her, so she grabbed her son's football helmet and put it on. Just then the meter-reader came by, and looked in the window.

He stared for a moment, and then said, "I don't know what team you're on, lady, but I sure hope it wins!"