A Little Laugh Never Hurt Anybody

I know RC is the guru of the Humor genre, but I couldn't resist posting two little items that made me smile.

#1: One spring day there were three little old ladies sitting on a park bench. Along came a hunky young man wearing a trench coat. He immediately caught the attention of the three as he paused in front of them and opened the coat to expose his fully erect penis poking from his open fly. Two of the women immediately had heart attacks and died on the spot. The third lady almost had a stroke...but she couldn't reach that far.

#2: What are the only kind of bees that give milk?

Boobees! (OK, that one is better done verbally rather than written, but oh well.....)

Not worth a rating, but I hope worth a smile. :-)